Mar 15, 2012

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Silly Stuff – What The F*** Facts

A while back, I was on twitter (shocking I know) and saw someone ReTweet something from @WhatTheFFacts.  It was so funny, I decided to follow them myself.  Every since, I’ve been copying and saving the facts I found were the most interesting, strange or funny.  I thought I would share some of these with you today – along with my commentary next to the fact.

Enjoy!

In the 1930s, condoms were made to be reused several times!! – Ew.  Just…ew.

There is a Finnish brand of bread named “JussiPussi.” – Er…

85% of red lingerie is bought by men. – I wonder what color is mostly bought by women? 

Every year, about 14 bugs crawl into your mouth. – Ew.  Just…ew.

Smoking can shorten a man’s penis! – Well…hmm…I’m really not sure what to say to that.  I mean…who decided someone should measure?

33% on men use their left hand when they piss, 67% use their right. 99% wanted to know who was watching them. – Yeah…creepy much?  lol

Human women are the only females known to have orgasms. – Go human females!  Woo!

Mastrophobia is the irrational fear of breasts. – Er…

The word “bed” is shaped like an actual bed. – Well look at that, it is!

Mosquitoes, which mate in the air perform a sex act that lasts only 2 seconds. – Poor females mosquitoes… 😉

The average guy will cry six times a year while the average woman will empty her tear ducts somewhere between 30 and 64 times. – I believe that.  But 30 and 64 is a huge gap.  My guess is 30 for non-readers and 64 for readers of the Black Dagger Brotherhood books.  *g*

Before the 1880s, earwax was commonly used as lip balm. –  Ew.  Just…ew.

About 28% of women open their mouths while applying mascara. – *raises hand*

In an average day, a four year old child will ask 437 questions! – Yes.  Yes they do.  Take it from me…

People will believe anything if you whisper it. – I totally have to try this one.  LMAO!

The average woman smiles 62 times a day and the average man only 8. – So that would be why in our romance novels it’s always such a gift to have the hero smile.  And at the same time, this fact makes me a little sad…

99% people backspaces their whole password when they just mess up one letter. – *raises hand*

Orgasms can happen to dead people. – Ew.  Just…ew.

” Whatever ” is a woman’s way of saying ” F**K YOU! – Yes.  Yes it is.

If you thought these were half as funny as I did, you can follow too.  They tweet often enough in the day but not enough that you want to smack them.  Also, they have a website that is sort of interesting too.  🙂

  1. I didn’t know about @WhatTheFFacts, now I’m following them too.
    OMG I can’t believe earwax was used as lip balm. That’s super gross! I hope I won’t be thinking about that next time I read a Historical Romance. *pukes*

  2. I have something like this as an app. on my phone, but what a good idea to follow on twitter, there’s some creepy and ew.. stuff. I missed the one about how many bugs crawl into your mouth…I wonder about the amount of bugs that crawl into your nose.. Never mind, I don’t want to know..lol

  3. What a great list of quotes! I think I have seen some retweets. When you open your mouth while applying your mascara, the skin gets tighter, which helps.

  4. Really funny! I was smiling all along your post!
    Well, I have to say: I’m glad my husband is a non-smoker, my son (who’s five) is over 500 questions a day, I cried a lot more than that during the 9 months of my second pregnancy (especially in front of TV programs), I understand now why the men look younger than us when they’re about forty: smiling is wrinkling us.. Too sad for them!
    Thanks a lot for sharing it with us! I have to look at the site (Twitter is getting me really confused, I’m not used to it at all! 🙂 )

  5. Thanks for bringing them to my attention just followed them 🙂

    I read that you have to put mascara on with your mouth open so you don’t blink.

    And how can dead people have orgasms? eww

    But the difference between how often men and women smile in a day (8 vs 64) is shocking! 🙁 Men should smile more often!!

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