My Life’s Quirks – Apparently, My Readers Like “Penis”
A quick mention, this post is not for the under 18 crowd…or for the faint of heart.
My Blog Stats show me what words people type into search engines that end up bringing them to my blog. Some of the words change from week to week but there are a few that show up on the list consistently. Like every day. One of those words is “penis”. In fact, it’s among the top 10 words/terms used every single day. When you think about it, that’s a lot of “penis”. I am aware that this occurs thanks to posts like this one or this one, but it still makes me scratch my head since the name of my blog is “Yummy Men & Kick Ass Chicks” and not “The Yummy Penis”.
Seeing “penis” in my blog’s ‘search engine terms over and over and over made me curious about what sort of things I could find if I typed “penis” in in search bars on different sites. Yes I actually did that and yes, you are all lucky enough to view my results. 😉
What came up (*tee hee*) when I typed “penis” on Amazon.com:
Penis Extender Stretcher Strap Device – only $41.25! What a steal!
Jelq Device – I don’t even want to know how this works…it just looks painful!
How to Live with a Huge Penis – a helpful book written by a Doctor and a Reverend O-o
What came up with I typed “penis” on Goodreads:
I have this to read on my Kobo. Apparently, it’s really fun!
Love the title of this one! LOL
Nothing to say really…
Ready for this? The blurb ladies and gentlemen:
The Book Where You’re the Star!
Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing—and you have to complete the picture. Are you up to the challenge?
What came up when I typed “penis” in Google Image Search Engine:
(Now I have to say that this search was borderline disturbing for me. I mean, the stuff that showed up on the screen…I foresee nightmares for weeks to come. This search also made me wonder why on earth I do some of the things I do for this blog ;p I have chosen four of the images that appeared on page one of my search results. No Way would I show you only the top of the top. *shudder*)
Let’s focus on the educational aspect and ignore the ick factor, shall we?…
Mean. Funny, but mean.
What. The. F*ck.
Of course, no Google Image search for “penis” would be complete without a photo of the incredibly sexy Channing Tatum. I don’t care if his being there didn’t really make much sense – he was a sight for sore eyes. He will now, to me, forever be known as ‘the man who saved me from the horrible penises’.
And there you have it. This post has taught me something: I will forever leave the searches for “penis” to my readers. I will never do that again. *scrubs off invisible cooties*
Apparently, my readers like “penis”. Just another one of my life’s quirks.