Oct 3, 2012

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Silly Stuff – Books That Will Make You Horny And Pep Up Your Sex Life

What a title for a post, right?  Do you know where that title comes from?  It’s actually the name of a list on Goodreads!  I don’t think the list is particularly popular because there are not many votes on it but it’s a list nonetheless.  (And don’t ask me how I came across it because I honestly have no idea…)

Curious?  Here are the top 5 books on the list:

#1

This definitive volume is the first modern translation of Vatsyayana’s Kama Sutra to include two essential commentaries: the Jayamangala of Yashodhara and the modern Hindi commentary by Devadatta Shastri. Alain Danilou spent four years comparing versions of the Kama Sutra in Sanskrit, Hindi, Bengali, and English, drawing on his intimate experience of India, to preserve the full explicitness of the original. I wanted to demystify India, he writes, to show that a period of great civilization, of high culture, is forcibly a period of great liberty.

Published 1908

#2

Create your own power to manifest your desires through the transmutation of sexual energy. Cosmic Ordering: Sex Energy shows you how to improve the entire sexual system and increases the vibrations of sexual energy, making desired change in the realm of manifestation. Harnessing the unique sex energy that can only arise through sexual expression can awaken multidimensional awareness and provide you with your desired goal.

For anybody looking to find candid sexual orientation and having a psyche preoccupied with engaging in sex play will find they are let down! On the other hand, that is not to say there is no sexual situations contained in this book, hence there is and keeping this in mind, it would be prudent to state that you are better keeping an open point of view than a closed one when reading this.

Published 2009

#3

Sex, that timeless subject, keeps changing, so it’s not surprising that Dr. Alex Comfort would revise and update his 1972 classic The Joy of Sex. More than 8 million readers bought the original edition, and this completely revamped version promises to enjoy a long and fruitful life as well.

Published 1972

#4

(The GR list calls this book “How to Fuck Like a Porn Star” and the cover is not shown)

In the underbelly of Las Vegas, a cesspool of warring biker gangs and seedy strip clubs, gawky, brace-faced Jenna Massoli was transformed into the bombshell Jenna Jameson. Today, Jenna is the biggest star in the history of adult movies, consistently ranked as one of the most beautiful women alive. But behind the glamour and the meteoric rise to fame was a path paved with tragedy and heartbreak. As a teenager—drawn into a dark and chaotic world where rape, abuse, and murder were commonplace—Jenna began her rapid downward spiral of addiction and degradation . . . while at the same time becoming the porn world’s biggest crossover success story.

Her intimate memoir, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star, is a shocking sexual history, an insider’s guide to the secret workings of the billion-dollar adult film industry, and a gripping thriller that probes deeply into Jenna’s dark past. Mix in hilarious anecdotes, adrenaline-pumping triumphs, and photos from Jenna’s private collection, and you have a tell-all autobiography unlike any other.

Published 2007

#5

ThornDaddy from the “Submission and Coffee” podcast teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed.  …  HOW TO FUCK A WOMAN’S BRAINS OUT is a stunning BDSM resource and manifesto on finding the perfect willing sex slave (or two), keeping her in your life, and loving the hell out of her – mind, body and soul.  A crucial read for all men, and women, interested in kinky love.

Published 2008

There are so many other wonderful titles on this list that I decided to share a few more with you. These are…classics (for lack of a better word)

And of course, let’s not forget the books that only have titles listed but no covers.  This is by far my favorite of that bunch:

“How to Fuck Your Wife in the Ass” by unknown author

That one sounds like a must read! O-o
To see the entire list, you can go here.  Lots to choose from…  😉

  1. OMG Julie! Thank you for these gems, I’m adding them to my TBR. Especially How to Fuck a Woman’s Brain Out, after reading the blurb, especially this part: “ThornDaddy from the “Submission and Coffee” podcast teaches you how to pet her pretties, part her petals, and nail her to the center of the earth with your cock until she squirts stars and secrets onto the majesty of your bed” I knew I have to have it. I’m placing the order in Amazon right now.

  2. LOL!!
    I needed the laugh thanks.

  3. Bookaholic Cat – I would love to see Yigit’s face when they arrive at your house! LMAO!

    Michelle – 🙂

  4. OMG I didn’t read closely and thought these books were all from your own library! LOL. Now I see it’s a GR list. Wow!! Very interesting.

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