Dec 19, 2012

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Silly Stuff – Funnies

Anyone Can Be Cool, But Awesome Takes Practice on facebook is not only great for funny images, they are also amazing for funny joke/stories.
Like these.  Enjoy!

'LOL' photo (c) 2008, Eric Heunthep - license: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, “Who was that?”

“It was Bob the next door neighbour,” she replies.

“Great!” the husband says, “did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”

———-

A Husband comes home drunk, vomits and falls down on the floor. His Wife gets him up and cleans everything.

Next day when he gets up he expects her to be really angry with him. He braces for a fight, but finds a note near the table.

“Honey, your favorite breakfast is ready on the table, I had to leave early to buy groceries. I’ll come running back to you, my love. I love you.

Surprised, he asks his son, “What happened last night?”

The Son replies, “When mom got you up to bed and tried removing your boots and shirt. You were dead drunk and you said,

“Hey Lady! Leave Me Alone. I’m Married!!!”

———-

A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from pest-control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.

“Quick,” said the woman to her lover, “into the closet!”, and she pushed him into the closet stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the bedroom discovered the man in the closet. “Who are you?” he asked him.

“I’m an inspector from Bugs-B-Gone,” said the exterminator.

What are you doing in there?” the husband asked.

I’m investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths,” the man replied.

“And where are your clothes?” asked the husband.

The man looked down at himself and said, “Those little bastards!”

———-

*snort*
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  1. Most excellent way to start the day. Probably good that I’m in my classroom by myself, snorting. It’s not pretty.

  2. Lol, that last one was the best one

  3. ohhh, I really like the second one! I would like to think my Hubby is that way or should I say he better be that way 😉 Thanks for the laughs Julie.

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