My Life’s Quirks – What I Do In Public Washrooms
I am the mother of a young child. Many of you know what that means when you are out and about: it means you spend lots of time looking for public washrooms for your child. Whether you are out at the grocery store, the drug store, the book story, etc… there will be a moment where you will hear “mommy, I have to go potty” and rush around you will do.
I was perusing the pictures on my phone the other day and came across these shots. First of all, they made me laugh because they are proof that being in a public washroom stall while waiting for your child to go potty is boring as sh*t. Second, they show just how nuts I can be. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, one day while waiting for my son to finish his business, I found myself utterly entertained by the graffiti on the wall. In fact, I was so entertained that I apparently decided to take photos. And the only reason I can fathom for doing such a thing was because I planned on sharing finds with you all. (I took these ages ago and can’t truly remember when. I remember that I was at the bookstore and was thinking how people write passages that almost seemed more intellectual to me at a book store than, let’s say, your usual “I f*cked your mom” prose you normally find at Wal-Mart.
So here I am today, ready to share my finding from the bookstore, all those months ago. And these will also serve to answer the question “what does Julie do in public washrooms while waiting for her son to pee”.
I was quite impressed with this artwork. The artist captured the caricatures sadness quite well.
How inspirational! Well, it was inspirational until someone changed ‘happy’ for ‘horny’. And I think it’s cute how someone corrected the grammatical error. *giggle* Let’s not ignore that all that happiness/horniness is all inside a cute little balloon. *aww*
This is another example of how enlightening the script in the public washroom of a bookstore is!
Mind you, there is also your ‘usual’ stuff, such as…
Love the “♥ getting laid”. *snort*
But my absolute favorite one has to be…
I’m glad there was no one else in the washroom with us when I read this one because this one cause me to laugh out loud!
What I do in public washrooms. Just another one of my life’s quirks.