Jul 26, 2010

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Question – Favorite Giggle Worthy Quote?

I may love to read, but I am very picky.  The books that I read must have some sort of romantic element to it and it must make me giggle.  Now, they don’t all have to have me rolling on the floor, holding my stomach.  I just need to have some light moments to off-set the heavy moment.  Besides, the comical lines are most often the ones I remember the most.  Here are some of my favorite Giggle Worthy Quotes —

The set up:  Lucian, keeper of Death, can flash from one location to another.  So can Anya, minor goddess of Anarchy.  Lucian is ‘flash chasing’ Anya…

“He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit. Her nose wrinkled.
‘Step in something?’ she asked innocently.
‘That I did not mind.’ He took a menacing step toward her. ‘What I did mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection.'” — “The Darkest Kiss” by Gena Showalter

LOL!

Another one of my favorites — The Shadowhunters are trying to figure out why Valentine sent demons to Clary and Jocelyn’s apartment (Valentine and Jocelyn used to date)…

“‘It wouldn’t be my move,’ Jace agreed. ‘First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.'” – “City of Bones” by Cassandra Clare

LOL!

How about one more?!  Here’s the set up:  Raphael is setting off to the Pit to fight his match in the Midnight Games…

“As he passed me, he leaned to Curran and handed him a paper fan folded from some sort of flyer.
Curran looked at the fan. ‘What?’
‘An emergency precaution, Your Majesty. In case the lady faints.’
Curran just stared at him.
Raphael strode toward the Pit, turned, flexed a bit, and winked at me.
‘Give me that,’ I told Curran. ‘I need to fan myself.’
‘No, you don’t.'” – “Magic Strikes” by Ilona Andrews

LMAO!  (I love that one — and if you don’t know it, it’s because you haven’t read the Kate Daniels series.  Do you know what you need to do then?  Read It!!)

So all this leads me to my question:  What are some of your favorite Giggle Worthy Quotes?

  1. Hahaha I only know the last two but I remember them soo fondly. Best part of some of those books!!! After the romance, of course!

  2. One line that has stuck with me ever since I read it was when Jane True quotes a line from one of my favorite early 90’s Warren G songs in Tempest Rising. “Regulators, mount up!” I damn near peed my pants. I think my boyfriend thought I’d lost my mind. He’s big into hip hop music so when I read back the line he gave Ms. Peeler props.

  3. Off the top of my head the books that have made me LOL are – Amanda Feral series by Mark Henry and the Jane Jameson books by Molly Harper. Oh my goodness did I laugh.

  4. Katya – the romantic tension is quite memorable. I agree.

    Jen – I love it when I laugh out loud and Jason looks at me like I’m crazy. So I read the funny lines to him and he looks at me like I’m even more crazy. Really, I love that…

    Mandi – I LOVE the Jane Jameson books too. I laughed the entire time!

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