Apr 17, 2013

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Silly Stuff – DIY Valentine’s Day

Oh.  My.  Goodness.

I was perusing Awful Library Books looking for something giggle worthy to share with you today and man oh man, I hit the jackpot.  This book, Make Your Own Sex Toys, will not only make you giggle but it will also make you do a bunch of double takes because really, does anyone really do what this book suggests.  And if they do, I do NOT want to know 😉

Take a look at the pages below and see what I mean…

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“Fruity-Scoopy”!  A wiggly-nosed stuffed animal?!  LMAO!  I am crying right now.  This book is too much!!

Just for fun, I went to Goodreads and checked the book out there.  They have an alternate cover for this book.  Here it is:

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Giving new meaning to the expression “take pleasure into your own hands,””Make Your Own Sex Toys” is a witty yet practical guide featuring how-to directions for 50 inventive DIY accoutrements. Readers can whip up the Knitted Willy Warmer for cold winter nights, get turned on with the Electro Stimu vibrator, or assemble the Mutual Member double-dildo to cheer up a lonely friend. Practical information plus easy-to-follow instructions and diagrams ensure professional results even for the crafting novice. With quick-reference sidebars, crafty improvisation ideas, and handy shortcuts, “Make Your Own Sex Toys” is sure to get the creative juices flowing.

Yeah…that cover doesn’t suit at all.  But the pumpkin with the hole in it is still there!  *cries from laughing so hard*

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  1. “Readers can whip up the Knitted Willy Warmer for cold winter nights, get turned on with the Electro Stimu vibrator, or assemble the Mutual Member double-dildo to cheer up a lonely friend.”

    OMFG this is too much! LMAO

  2. Um wiggle nose stuffed animals as a sex toy? O.o

  3. Ok…this is just…LOL

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