Aug 11, 2010

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Silly Stuff

Since this week is all about Erotica, I thought I would try to find some erotic book covers that are a little silly.  What makes them silly is that they are really trying to be sexy, but just fail miserably.  I feel bad for some of these authors.  There are some pretty big names here among these pretty bad covers.  And what’s with the bad animated covers?


Thank goodness for the strategically placed fish, or we would be seeing some booty-crack!

This is what I was talking about with the weird animation…it’s a little creepy.

And speaking of creepy…this dude just makes me nervous.

This dude is really, really trying to be sexy.  Really trying…

Um…I really have no idea what to say to this…yeah…

Hmm…a man and his deer.  Do I even want to go there?!?

Again with the animals.  I wonder how this hook-up would work?!?

This guy needs to eat something!  But check out the nail polish…and the amount of petals needed 😉

“Phew!  It’s still there…”

  1. The Wild Borders cover is definitely creepy. I’m thinking it’s because maybe their lavendar and not, you know, flesh colored.

    LOL..the guy on the All the Women in Pearl cover looks like The Situation with long hair and a bad western costume.

  2. Ok, Captive Stallion disturbs me.

  3. So very WTFckery worthy!

  4. LMAO!!! i love going to Ellora’s cave and cking out some of the covers…tooo funny. Have u seen Jet Mykles Dark Elves? I havent read those so im not sure if they are “erotica” although i have heard they are steamy!! The covers are hilarious though!

  5. Thanks for the giggles… OMG… I am still dying at some of covers!!

  6. Jen D. – “I’m thinking it’s because maybe their lavendar and not, you know, flesh colored.” LOL!

    FV – Me too… *shiver*

    Katie – Thank goodness your covers have been good (at least so far…) 🙂

    Sharon – I’ll have to check out ‘Jet Mykles Dark Elves’…

    Cecile – I still laugh every time I look at them!

  7. I WILL have nightmares about Wild Borders tonight thank you very much!

  8. Mandi – *hides behind book* Sorry…

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