Jun 10, 2010

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My Life’s Quirks — My Dealings With Cheerios

I’m sure that those of you who have children, grand-children or even younger brothers or sisters will appreciate my situation.  There is one thing that truly makes me question everything I know about the universe.  One thing that makes me wonder if magic is at all possible, or if Toy Story had any truth behind it.  And that one thing is Cheerios.  You know what I mean…

You vacuum and swiffer and sweep until there are no more Cheerios anywhere, then you turn your back and Pow!

The Cheerios are there!

Where do they hide?  What do they do?  That is what this article is all about.

In my ‘snack’ container is where I assume they are — where I assume they stay.  But I am starting to believe they are intelligent and cunning and are able to escape without alarming anyone.  I am thinking they are more than just a snack or breakfast food.  They are very sneaky these Cheerios.  They are very good at hiding.  I often find them in the strangest of places — especially among my kids’ toys.  The only explanation I can think of is that while no one is looking, this is what they are up to:

As I said, they are quite good at hiding…

…but they are sometimes unsuccessful and there are some casualties.

I often wonder how there are so many of them?!  How is it that when I look down I only see two, then look again a couple of seconds later and I see 7!  The only thing that comes to mind is that they must make like bunny rabbits.

They might freak me out and make me question my sanity, but I refuse to let them get to me.  I kind of expect them to create an army one day, to avenge their dead…

But don’t worry about me, I already know how I’ll deal with them…

My dealings with Cheerios.  Just another one of my life’s quirks.

  1. Gotta love those Cheerios! LOL Now that made me laugh and made my day.

  2. OMG – I’m dying….DYING!!!! Their little faces are cracking me up.

    You must to a parody of a book using cheerios!! Please!!!!

  3. Oh I LOVED this! Their expressions are priceless *g*

  4. This was hysterical! The bane of my existence is not cheerios but those clear straw wrappers from Capri Suns. They’re everywhere!!!

  5. So funny Julie, I love it!! You have a great imagination. =) Thanks for making my day! I would love to share this on facebook with other moms. Is there a way I can post it on my wall? Might get you some new followers. =)

  6. BigSmooth, Stacy, Angela thanks!

    Mandi, a parody would be interesting… I’ll have to come up with a good idea.

    Patti, I’m assuming then that the kids that hang out at your house are older than toddlers!? lol

  7. HAHAHAHA. My current pregnant state is causing my already weak bladder to struggle to contain itself after the attack of laughter I experienced when reading this.

    People at work literally asked if I was okay.

    Thank you for making my day also. Honestly. Their little faces…

    I will never feel the same eating a bowl of Cheerios everrr again.

  8. Too cute for words! Never knew cheerios could be horny?

    This would be an adorable picture book.

  9. OKay, this made me laugh! Love it!

  10. LOL!
    Oh I remember those days! haha!
    What a great post!

    The Cheerios around the house have now been replaced with empty juice boxes everywhere!

    🙂

    MsM

  11. Too Funny,Loved it you made my Morning!!

  12. Thanks everyone. It was really fun to do. My daughter enjoyed playing with the Cheerios when I was done! lol

  13. You’re too funny girl. Man, are you ever. I would have NEVER thought of putting faces on cheerios.

    You should submit this, it would make quite the commercial.. lol

  14. LOVE LOVE LOVE this….i will never look at another Cheerio the same way again!!

  15. LMAO Love this post! Thanks for the great laugh this evening!

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